A Space Pirate Tiki Rooftop

Crow's NestTiki Bar

Where biopunk meets the high seas. Drink from pistols. Walk the plank. Danger Zone plays when you order a Jet Pilot.

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Rooftop Perch

Surveying the city from above, under the stars. Rope chairs, glowing pufferfish, and big mirrors reclaimed from old houses.

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Space Pirate Aesthetic

Books and shelves, shrunken heads, skulls, model pirate ships, and a fish tank octopus wall. Every corner has a story.

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Biopunk Vibes

Sea shanties on the speakers. Menus served in bottles. A volcano fondue feature. A sauna stocked with rum and pirate outfits.

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The Ship's Manifest

All spirits sourced from the seven seas. Some drinks come with consequences.

The Experiences

This is not a normal bar. Come prepared.

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Walk the Plank

The drunk test. Step out on the plank over the rooftop edge (safely secured, obviously). Fall off — you pay for your round. Make it to the end — that round's on us.

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The Dunk Tank

Rotating staff member in the dunk tank. Hit the target, they go in. Miss, and your table gets a free round for the next attempt.

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The Cannons

Rooftop cannon blasts on the hour — or when someone orders a Zombie. The blast is ceremonial. The rum is real.

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Pirate Sauna

The private sauna room. All-you-can-drink rum. Pirate outfits provided. Drink from pistols. Pegleg available on request. Limited capacity — book in advance.

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Octopus Tank Wall

A full wall of fish tanks featuring a resident octopus and supporting cast. Touch tanks for the brave. Best viewed from the rope chairs.

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Danger Zone Protocol

Order a Jet Pilot. The speakers play Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins. Every time. Without fail. This is not negotiable and not a joke.

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The Pirate's Code

Articles of agreement for all souls aboard the Crow's Nest.

  1. Danger Zone shall play upon every order of a Jet Pilot. No exceptions. No substitutions.
  2. The plank is the ultimate arbiter. Fall, and you pay. Make it, and we pay. The plank does not negotiate.
  3. Menus are served in bottles. Should you lose your bottle, you lose the menu. Grog is ordered from memory.
  4. The sauna is a sacred space. What is drunk in the sauna stays in the sauna. Pirate outfits are mandatory.
  5. The octopus shall not be disturbed during feeding hours (7–8PM nightly). Touch tank is permitted outside this window.
  6. Sea shanties may be requested but not demanded. The DJ is both judge and jury.
  7. All ship-in-a-bottle drinks must be smashed to drink. Asking for a bottle opener will result in public shaming.
  8. The Crow's Nest reserves the right to fire the cannons at any time. All souls are warned.

Chart Your Course

Rooftop. San Francisco. The Crow's Nest awaits.

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San Francisco, CA  ·  Rooftop Bar  ·  Open Thurs–Sun